Sunday, February 21, 2016

Hooligan's Wake Up: Mourinho gossip is garbage

Yesterday's Scores
FA Cup- Fifth Round
Arsenal 0-0 Hull City

Reading 3-1 West Bromwich Albion
(McShane 59', Hector 72', Piazon 90+4')-(Fletcher 54')

Watford 1-0 Leeds United
(Wootton OG 53')

AFC Bournemouth 0-0 Everton

Bundesliga
Bayern Munich 3-1 SV Darmstadt 98
(Muller 49', 71', Lewandowski 84')-(Wagner 26')

Borussia Monchengladbach 1-0 FC Koln
(Dahoud 9')

FC Ingolstadt 04 2-0 Werder Bremen

(Hubner 12', Hinterseer PK 90')

Hertha Berlin 1-1 VfL Wolfsburg

(Kalou 60')-(Schafer 53')

TSG Hoffenheim 3-2 Mainz

(Amiri 13', Uth 68', 76')-(Cordoba 11', Samperio 78')

La Liga
Las Palmas 1-2 Barcelona
(Jose 10')-(Suarez 6', Neymar 39')

Espanyol 1-0 Deportivo la Coruña
(Asensio 52')

Real Betis 1-1 Sporting Gijon
(Pezzella 67')-(Castro 65')

Celta Vigo 3-2 Eibar
(Guidetti 31', 69', Jonny 39')-(Berjon  PK 84', Inui 87')

Serie A
Hellas Verona 3-1 Chievo Verona
(Toni 29', Pazzini 57', Ionita 90+5')-(Pellissier PK 71')

Inter Milan 3-1 Sampdoria
(D'Ambrosio 23', Miranda 57', Icardi 73')-(Quagriarella 90+2')

Ligue 1
Paris-St. Germain 4-1 Stade de Reims
(Van Der Wiel 12', Ibrahimovic 43', 68', Cavani 45+1')-(Oniangue 34')

Angers 2-3 Montpellier
(Moutou 64', Karanovic 90+2')-(Berigaud 2', Yatabare 7', Camara 34')

AS Monaco 2-1 Troyes
(Carrillo 25', 37')-(Gueye 79')

Lorient 4-3 Guingamp

(Waris 39', 49', Jeannot 48', Guerreiro 90+3')-(Salibur 3', 37', Briand 59')

Toulouse 1-1 GFC Ajaccio
(Braithwaite 90+1')-(Mayi 59')

Liga MX
Club America 3-3 Cruz Azul
(Benitez 3', Aguilar 37', Peralta 53')-(Martinez PK 34', Giminez 65',Rojas 90+1')

Monterrey 5-1 Vera Cruz
(Sanchez 12', 53', Funes Mori PK 26', Castillo 30', Cardona 45'+2')-(Villalva 17')

León 5-1 Toluca
(Cano 32',  Moralez 61', Boselli PK 68', 88', Hernandez 74') -(Ortiz 36')

Atlas 1-0 Pachuca
(Medina 62')


Chiapas 1-1 Guadalajara
(Rodriguez 75')-(Cisneros 25') 

Headlines

Today, we discuss gossip and why it is total garbage that people will read, and report, on some things. I've gone over before how transfer gossip is the worst kind of sports reporting on the planet, but this following story is likely worse.

Jose Mourinho was in Milan this past week visiting his former club Sampdoria and hanging with former Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti. He was apparently having lunch with Bedy Moratti, Massimo's sister. That's all well and good. Let Jose eat with whomever he desires during his unemployment.

Well, the "press" caught up with Ms. Moratti after the meeting and spoke about Jose, his well being, and apparently his future at Manchester United. "Now he's happy -- he's going to Manchester and he's well," is what he told Calcio Mercato, Stop the presses! The sister of a former Inter Milan president, who just had lunch with Jose Mourinho, confirms that he is headed to Manchester! This must mean he's replacing Louis Van Gaal!

This is insanity. Bedy Moratti is no more reliable of a source than somebody who just shared a pitcher of Boddington's with Mourinho, got him lubed up, and pried the Manchester News out of him.


Now, Mourinho very well may end up as the boss at United. I sure hope he does. The Premier League is a more entertaining place with him around. Yeah. United may win the title in 2018, which would stink, but the following year we get to see how he ruins the club and get to revel in any number of post match press conferences where he spews venom at Arsene Wenger, Chelsea, or even his own players. But, please, don't try and connect some non-existent dots because his father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate says he's "going to Manchester."


Today's Matches

FA Cup- Fifth Round
Blackburn Rovers v. West Ham- 9am- FS2
Tottenham v. Crystal Palace- 10am
Chelsea v. Manchester City- 11am- FS2

Bundesliga

Bayer Leverkusen v. Borussia Dortmund- 9:30am
Hannover 96 v. FC Augsburh- 11:30am
Schalke 04 v. VfB Stuttgart- 11:30am

La Liga

Rayo Vallecano v. Sevilla- 6am
Malaga v. Real Madrid- 10am- beIN
Athletic Bilbao v. Real Sociedad- 12:15pm
Granada v. Valencia- 12:15pm
Atletico Madrid v. Villarreal- 2:30pm

Serie A

Atalanta v. Fiorentina- 9am
Genoa v. Udinese- 9am
Sassuolo v. Empoli- 9am
Torino v. Carpi- 9am
Frosinone v. Lazio- 12pm- beIN
AS Roma v. Palermo- 2:45pm- beIN

Ligue 1

Olympique Marseille v. St. Etienne- 8am
Caen v. Stade Rennes- 11am
Lille v. Olympique Lyonnais- 3pm

Liga MX

Pumas UNAM v. Santos- 1pm
Puebla v. Dorados de Sinaloa- 6pm

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